Rules For Having Arguments

Arguing-couple

There are preconditions
Any one of whose omissions
Makes the whole thing rather moot
And also baneful time, to boot

For first, with any arguing
We must agree on one small thing,
Which is: the point is not to “win”
But end smarter than you begin

And also, to avoid a fight
To understand “appearing right”
Is less than actually being so
Appearances count, in fact, zero

Thirdly, we must at least try
To hear the other girl or guy
Not always thinking tact or text
Of that great thing that we’ll say next

So learning, not winning leads to light;
Being, not appearing, right;
Listening, and being blameless –
Then arguing is not so aimless

The Same Old Ground

For all we talk, we just go round and round;
We keep on covering the same old ground.
We keep on trying, since, well, we both care:
We try, but we’re not getting anywhere

The field is frozen over with our trashing –
The seasons we’ve spent arguing, rehashing –
The day is nearly spent, the light is gone –
But it’s the same old ground
We’re always
On

A Logoleptic Love Story

She told him he was fainéant,
He said that she was puerile;
She said he was a recreant,
He said, “You’re pulsatile.”

She said, “You are a belletrist!
You up for conjugality?”
He said, “I am an amorist,
And love connubiality.”

And deep within their macarism
They felt felicific:
A species of polypsychism
Utterly salvific

False Consensus

To only read those who agree’s
A type of dystrophy:
Such arrogance, it always makes
For bad philosophy

Much specious reasoning is done
To open, empty air:
When having real debates,
The other side is always
There