hearsay is very underrated, yet it’s frequently our sole source of information

your one job is to care about what we tell you to

reading to children is like passing down civilization orally and by hand

use your freedom to become who you truly are through approved channels

beauty is more than skin deep, sometimes there’s also layers of airbrush

what would we think if people quit telling us what to think?

some people would love just once to be complimented on their appearance

the best things in life are not free but available at discount

phone booths died out slower than our propensity to be bad winners