It’s easy for me to be moral,
I’m unattractive
I once wrote a novel
I’ve waited eight years
It’s never written back
I enjoy reading blogs by people
Who do the kinds of things I would never do
Such as
Having friends they actually spend time with
My son got a job today
He had been without one for four months
After reading this post
I left work and drove the long way
To see him at work
Which he seemed to appreciate
So, Thanks Dana
There’s very little coherence in this post
Which is, I suppose, part of its point