One: she strictly uses pronouns
Nouns and proper nouns won’t do –
So I haven’t got the slightest
Who she is referring to
Secondly: that gal hates Pepsi.
It is Coke or not at all —
It must be some deep south thing
Like eating grits or speaking drawl
Third: I love that she loves puzzles.
And some days, out of the blue
She will ask me what’s a word with
Just nine letters that means “chew”
Fourth: and you will not believe this:
Every night she makes the bed
Ten minutes before I’m in it
And that messes with my head
Fifthly: is my favorite strangeness
That I’ve loved since way-back-when
And that trait is most peculiar
That’s her bizarre taste
In men
(… oh the joy of prompts …)
