how are things going on
match dot com?
oh, i had a date
this weekend, but
it had a few glitches
what happened?
she said she was expecting
someone twenty years younger
and sixty pounds lighter
i told you, man –
you shouldn’t lie like that
in your profile —
are you going to change it?
well, first of all,
we have another date
this weekend
what?
i told her the picture
was a mix-up by my
executive assistant
as my busy schedule as
c.e.o.
keeps me on the road
you’re hopeless
(None of my friends read this blog; i’m not sure this particular friend can even read. – Owen)