(This guy has a bit on his mind. – Owen)
Hey ladies –
You know that sleazy guy who deflowered you
When you were too young to know better?
That wasn’t me, I’ve never done that.
I’ve never had sex with a virgin.
Hey, ladies –
You know that guy who’s all wrong for you
But who you can’t get your mind off of?
That isn’t me, I’ve never had that.
I am not and never have been any woman’s fantasy.
Hey ladies –
You know that guy who cheats on you
And abuses you?
That isn’t me, I’ve never done that.
I wouldn’t do it, ever.
Who the hell am I, then?
I have a career;
I have hobbies;
I am active and curious, and
I love women
What is wrong with me, then?
Why was I nobody’s first
Nobody’s fantasy
And nobody’s downfall?
Only one conclusion I can draw —
I must be
Nobody
