Sketches – 3

Bits of actual conversations

This is my new
“Model pose” –
What do you think?

It’s working on me

So you would buy a magazine with
… this …
On the cover?

I’d buy more than one

Have you ever read the articles
In Cosmo

Regretfully, yes

You have?

There was that one issue
They had that article
On having better sex…
No, wait,
That’s every issue

Did you learn anything?

You tell me…
Have you learned anything
From reading them?

You tell me

I… umm…
Don’t know what you might
Have been like before
I met you

Oh, basically the same.
Unable to think of what to paint,
But full of poses no one had seen yet…

So I came around
Just in time for
All the good stuff

Basically, yes

Sketches – 2

Among many actual conversations

How’s the painting going?

I haven’t started yet
I am trying to think of
What it is I want to paint

I like it so far

You would
You’re weird

Me? Weird?

Well, your taste in art
Is as strange
As your taste in women

I think your painting needs

More white space

This is a painting
Of all your coherent thoughts

Not blank enough

I might have to
Agree with you there

Should I go away and
Let you paint?

Maybe you could be
An artist’s assistant, and
Bring me some tea

You’re so demanding.

While you’re in there
Find me something
I can actually
Paint about

Sketches – 1

Actual conversations

… If people can’t order
What they want to eat
In less than 45 seconds,
They shouldn’t be using
A fast food drive-in, and…
Why are you laughing?

Because you’re on a rant

It’s called “fast food”
Because it’s supposed to be
You know, fast —

You’re logic seems
What do you think
Of my hair tonight?

It looks amazing.

Worth a long wait
At a drive thru window?

I would wait
Behind a Greyhound Bus
Full of sloths
For that hair.

My hair is like
Rant control