If you read the post about the 18-year-old who didn’t know how to cook You can now fast-forward 18 more years to a thirty-six-year-old single father who didn’t know how to cook And while he bought and served nutritions fruits and vegetables And his children ate them He struggled to cook main dishes So something … Continue reading "Commercial Foods: On-Cor Salisbury Steaks"
You can have Fritos Or Nacho Doritos Or stop for some salsa And pick up Tostitos But I prefer Cheetos And think it’d be neato To have a whole bag With a big beef burrito.
Summers, we’d go to the pool And swim for hours, I think Having exactly change to buy One snack and one cold drink As long as we knew we’d be there We thought to have the smarts To break our purchasing into Two glorious equal parts We’d get drinks first, two hours in Once the … Continue reading "Commerical Foods: Zero Bars"
Imagine, if you will, an eighteen-year-old Boy Back in 1980 Unable to cook so much as an egg. Imagine him off at college With a budget of, oh, roughly Three dollars Trying to make himself something to eat. Now imagine a boy born in Italy Way back in 1897 Who emigrated from there in 1914 … Continue reading "Commercial Foods: Chef Boyardee"