7 Up might be the key
Explaining our society
And why it is our children, truly
Every year, get more unruly
Kids must be more officiated
Since drinks became less lithiated
To Minolta
And to Sparta
Let’s say ta —
To calamata
And some hot pancetta
And to a cold Fanta
Let’s say ta —
To a good fermata
To operetta
To a beautiful arietta
Or a wonderfully structure sonata
Maybe we won’t say ta —
To quota
Or capita
Or strata
But I would say ta —
To some ricotta
To a hot fajita
Or a real Greek pita
I don’t approve of parents “disowning” their children
But I understand what motivates it
No one can reject you as completely
As your own child
All the while,
Wearing the mantle of martyr
In doing it
They disavow everything you stand for
They ridicule and mock everyone like you
Then say they seek your approval
But they don’t:
You don’t seek the approval
Of people you DESPISE
They have all the approval they need from their peers
They all think and say the same things
And without having contributed a thing to the world
Stand ready to burn it to the ground
And remake it in their perfect image
If you are ever given a choice as to being an epileptic or no, I recommend choosing, “no”.
I am so great, and live so well,
That I can pretty safely tell
All people how to live their lives,
And how the world should be.
Without the weight of irony,
Not burdened by humility,
I’ll tell you all, with certainty,
What you should get for free.
I know so much, so perfectly;
I understand life’s tragedy.
And without precedent, am wise –
So – just listen to me.