Grandson

It’s pretty amazing.

It hurts my head to think about
How much I love my grandson;
He’s very smart, and very strong,
And also rather handsome.

His face displays elation when
I pick him up to play;
He also tends to cry when it
Is time to go away.

To love your child is an ache
That there is no deflecting;
But this much love at my age
I was not at all expecting.

I Don’t Think, Therefore I Spam

I DON’T THINK, THEREFORE I SPAM

Try to imagine the kind of man
Who works all day to send you spam.
I can’t. But let me plainly write:
“Don’t want more traffic to my site.”

I have not got a webmaster
Leave me with my own disaster
Let me run my site in peace
Go find someone else to fleece.