Catfishing

People love to lie because
They know it gives them power;
They use lies to seduce and
To entrap and to devour

They lead fake online lives
That stretch beyond mere pseudonyms;
And play out where the old are young
And where the “she’s” are “him’s”

And often, they’re convinced
The lies they tell are really true;
Or so important, it excuses
Everything they do

And lying’s so ubiquitous
It’s all of a degree
What constitutes a fraud
Or someone real (like you or me)

Or maybe we’re all liars
A distinctly human art
Just telling stories ’round the fire
Fabulists
At heart

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For a description of the phenomenon of “catfishing” look here.

Chairman Emeritus

Official Seal

The Institute for Doing Stupid Things called
Offering me a lifetime membership.

When I responded that to public admit I constantly do stupid things
Would in itself be a stupid thing, they responded,
“Exactly.”

So I am now not only their latest member but
Chairman Emeritus of the Subcommittee on
Inexplicable Idiocy.

My duties there include figuring out exactly
Why I walk straight into the same countertop every day;
Why I would leave a house locked with my keys still in it;
Or why I would ever attempt to have a rational discussion on a message board,
Or indeed a rational discussion about politics anywhere.

The Chairmanship is very prestigious:
I beat out a number of congressmen and head football coaches for the honor.

If any of you want to support the Institute for Doing Stupid Things
You thereby officially qualify for membership

Anniversary

I saw her buying flowers as I bustled through my day
“It is our anniversary,” I overheard her say
“Now what a lucky guy,” I thought, “that she would buy him flowers.”
And went about my life, my months, my weeks, my days, my hours —

And twelve months hence, as chance would have, I saw her once again
Once more she purchased flowers in the same place she had been
I said, “Your man’s so lucky he’ll have these up on his shelf.”
She said, “That man’s so cold —
For years
I’ve bought these
For myself.”

(Inspired by this prompt.)

First Love’s Memory

We wandered down a hill to find
A secret place I knew;
There was a picnic waiting
And a beautiful lake view

Picnic 1

She was surprised to see it all —
Delighted, nonetheless;
And I – well, I adored her
I must honestly confess

Picnic 2

And she sat on my lap
As we enjoyed the glittering lake;
With fruit to eat and wine to drink
Our daytime thirsts to slake

Picnic 3

And in my arms, down to
The waterside we did transfer;
If ever any boy loved girl
Then truth knows I loved her

Picnic 4

Into the water soon we went
The two of us got wet:
And how it felt to kiss her
Is a thing I won’t forget

Picnic 5

And passion flowed like water
On an endless smiling sea;
And soon engulfed the two of us
My true young love and me

Picnic 6

I recall as we dried that she
Had flowers in her hair;
And though the day was long ago
It’s like I still was there

For that first love, that comes but once
Can fade like summer flowers:
But this one memory we share
It is
Forever
Ours

Picnic 7