Not all that heroic
The way other people feel about sleeping in
Is how I feel about going to bed early
Not really that much into revenge
I’m short of being a billionaire by roughly a billion dollars
In terms of being a world-class
I’m 0 for 4
I won’t look nearly as good at age 80
I’ve never had any desire to turn
Orphaned children into sidekicks
I’m terrible at strategy:
I not only can’t play chess,
My checkers and even “go fish” games are lacking
I would waste too much time
Figuring out what Wayne Enterprises does.
Licensed merchandising is my guess.
Because the Joker sucks,
And Batman is forever running into him
Because it’s all I can do
To do 20 minutes of yoga in the morning
I drive too slow.
And I wouldn’t want a house that big
Because spending all my time in a cave
Is a way-too-stereotypical male thing to do