She wrote often on intimate subjects;
He obsessed often about them.
So, to his mind,
They were perfect for each other.
And she lived in the very same city!
So, he contrived to meet her;
Fascinated with this beautiful woman
Who wrote so passionately about
Enjoying physical relations with men —
Sex without relationships.
So, he did meet her.
She was polite, but, most definitely,
Not interested.
He was confused and angry.
How could this be?
Oh, my poor unfortunate friend:
Just because she enjoys dating men,
Doesn’t mean she wants to be with you;
And “Sex without relationships”
Doesn’t mean “Sex with people
You aren’t attracted to.”
The moral of the story
For heterosexual guys looking for
Sex without relationships
Is as follows.
Attractive jerks:
Welcome to the 21st century!
It is all yours.
But then,
It probably was ever thus.
Unattractive jerks:
Sorry dudes.
Life can really suck.
Of course, you COULD
Look for an actual relationship
With a woman
Not based solely on sex.
There is even a rumor out there
The sex in an actual relationship
Is considerably more satisfying.
To share is human:
Don’t know if it was your intention for this to be a funny poem – but I found myself smiling at the end of it.
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It was meant to be funny, at least, that was how it struck me. I am very glad you enjoyed it
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I was laughing too, this is awesome. & I love the picture, it’s perfect:)
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It’s rare I pose, myself, for pictures, but I thought this one time…
… Just kidding
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You are so funny! Lol, thanks for the chuckle!
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very funny post!
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I guess, there has to be a certain attraction. Otherwise, where is the fun, really!
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Loved the poem. Very 21 century
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Liked it.
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