If my wife calls
Will you tell her I’m in a meeting?

Will you be in a meeting?

No, I’ll be with my mistress…
I guess technically, we will be meeting.
So, yes.

No I will not tell your wife any such thing.
Tell her yourself.

Good idea. I’ll call first, and tell her
I’ll be tied up for a while.
Hey, that’s another good idea.

You realize that you barely qualify as human, right?

The world has its standards, I have mine.

You have standards?

No, not really

(Another conversational gem. – Owen)