(8-7-2014)

Drink whiskey shooters
Ere breakfast each day

Don’t ever listen,
Prepare what YOU will say

Go to the auction
Long after all the bidding

Say hurtful things, and then to cover say,
“Just kidding…”

Find fault with others
In everything you do

End every friendship
By threatening to sue

Trash your friend’s houses
As if they were your own

Just do these seven:
And you’ll be

Left alone