tales of my despicable friends, episode 6

If my wife calls
Will you tell her I’m in a meeting?

Will you be in a meeting?

No, I’ll be with my mistress…
I guess technically, we will be meeting.
So, yes.

No I will not tell your wife any such thing.
Tell her yourself.

Good idea. I’ll call first, and tell her
I’ll be tied up for a while.
Hey, that’s another good idea.

You realize that you barely qualify as human, right?

The world has its standards, I have mine.

You have standards?

No, not really


(Another conversational gem. – Owen)

Author: Beleaguered Servant

Owen "Beleaguered" Servant (a/k/a Sibelius Russell) writes poetry mostly, with an occasional pause to have a seizure.

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