If my wife calls
Will you tell her I’m in a meeting?
Will you be in a meeting?
No, I’ll be with my mistress…
I guess technically, we will be meeting.
No I will not tell your wife any such thing.
Tell her yourself.
Good idea. I’ll call first, and tell her
I’ll be tied up for a while.
Hey, that’s another good idea.
You realize that you barely qualify as human, right?
The world has its standards, I have mine.
You have standards?
No, not really
(Another conversational gem. – Owen)