tales of my despicable friends, episode 5

how are things going on
match dot com?

oh, i had a date
this weekend, but
it had a few glitches

what happened?

she said she was expecting
someone twenty years younger
and sixty pounds lighter

i told you, man –
you shouldn’t lie like that
in your profile —
are you going to change it?

well, first of all,
we have another date
this weekend

what?

i told her the picture
was a mix-up by my
executive assistant
as my busy schedule as
c.e.o.
keeps me on the road

you’re hopeless


(None of my friends read this blog; i’m not sure this particular friend can even read. – Owen)

Author: Beleaguered Servant

Owen "Beleaguered" Servant (a/k/a Sibelius Russell) writes poetry mostly, with an occasional pause to have a seizure.

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