tales of my despicable friends, episode 4

i asked him

why did you
put a twenty-year old picture
on match dot com?

he said

twenty years ago
there was a chance
some woman would
fall in love with me.

i said

are you honestly
trying to meet
twenty-five year old women?

he said

are you honestly
asking me that question?


(A lot of my friends do online dating sites, particularly the despicable ones: the friends, not the sites. – Owen)

Author: Beleaguered Servant

Owen "Beleaguered" Servant (a/k/a Sibelius Russell) writes poetry mostly, with an occasional pause to have a seizure.

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