I park in a garage at work
I walked in there last night;
About a dozen spiders fell
Mostly on my head and neck –
However, two fell down my shirt.

I can’t sing loud – but I did;
I cannot dance – but I did;
I’m very calm – except then;
It was no fun at all.

I struggled to unloose my shirt
To get both of them out of there;
Took off my tie, my button-down
And my t-shirt as well,
And then the cops showed up

I can’t tap dance – but I did;
Can’t spin long tails – but I did;
I’m very calm – except then;
It was no fun at all.