In younger days, she modeled; now
The whole thing makes her mad —
To use these girls to sell stuff seems
To her, both sad and bad

I faintly argued, maybe, that
It’s good for all involved —
So she said, “You’re a guy, of course.
And so, that mystery’s solved…”

Some people are remarkable
In looks: it’s just their luck —
I cannot fault them, if they use
That fact to make a buck

And heck, if I looked that good,
I’d put pictures everyplace:
I wouldn’t use a pseudonym,
And rarely
Show my face