I think I broke my ankle.
Really? Here, let me see —
Does it look swollen? Can you feel any swelling?
No, I don’t feel any swelling.
Oh, that feels good. Can you just rub my foot for a minute?
Sure, I — hey, wait a second. I’m not sure you really thought you broke your ankle.
Maybe not – but, now that you’re here…
Not fair. I have to go to work.
Yes, you do.