so, what r u wearing right now?
me? i’m wearing a football helmet, a giant brown parka and some snowshoes
i did get the football helmet at victorias secret, so its definitely sexy
well then, i wish i was there
and what would you do if you were here?
borrow the parka – it’s freezing here
you can’t think of anything else you’d want to do?
well, i’d try to ravage you, but snowshoes are a turnoff
i can take them off
i can be right over