Heavyweight Champ


I’ve put on a lot of weight,
And I’m rather dismayed,
To find I look like something from
The Macy’s Day parade.

It’s ’cause of what I eat, I know.
My discipline is shot;
And while never too handsome, I’m
Decidedly un-hot.

I eat and eat, and so I’m fat.
The whole thing’s rather stressing:
The consequences of my choices
Are now flat depressing —

The whole thing is quite obvious,
There’s really nothing to it:
But knowing what I ought to do
Is different than
To do it

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