She has a crazy ex, he just
Would not leave her alone;
He’d hound her on the Internet
And call her on the phone

She’d try to shop for food, and he’d
Be on the second aisle;
She’d think at night he might be there,
Just waiting, for awhile

And so she went to court, and got
An order of restraint;
He didn’t understand, he said
She wasn’t such a saint

But she knows this: her life is hers,
And she’ll not yield the day
To some damned stalker, who just needs
To stay the hell
Away