Celeste? she tells the dumbest jokes.
But I don’t really mind;
They’re mostly of the “knock-knock” or
The “your mom’s so fat” kind

And when she posts her pictures
Out on Instagram I see
Her striking silly poses, or
Her making fun of me

Celeste, she is amazing, and
I hope she’ll never change —
To keep our lives celestial:
Quite heavenly,
But strange –