I dress up every day
But that’s not how I feel at all;
I’d wear t-shirts all summer
And wear hoodies all through fall

I’d grow my hair out — well, at least,
Where all I still have hair:
I have to dress up every day,
And that just isn’t
Fair

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(I am grateful, of course, for employment. I just wish the dress code was laxer – Owen)