Advice for Newlywed Husbands

You are her husband now,
So don’t get fired –
You kiss her all night long,
If that’s required

A healthy eating plan
Should get you through it –
It’s a great job
So be a man
And do it

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(Original ending, for completists:

A healthy eating plan
Should get you through it –
It’s a tough job
But someone’s
Got to do it)

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