If you’re ever at a party
And don’t want to be an ass
I would recommend that you not
Walk face first into plate glass.

“Hey,” you might respond, “Yo, Servant.
That to me sounds like it’s fun.
If you’ve done it, tell me why, then,
You should be the only one!”

Such a hypocrite I’m being
With advice I didn’t heed;
Though I think my words face-saving,
Go ahead, my friend,

And bleed

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