Hey girls, gather round
Listen to what I’m putting down
Hey, baby —
I’m no handyman

I’m not the kind to use a pencil or rule
I failed my shop class when I was in school
I break working things, I know
But I truly can

If you need a man
Who can repair
Then I’m not the man to see
I break a few things
You tell all your friends
They’ll go running from me

Here is the main thing I want to say
I’m klutzy twenty-four hours a day
I’m useless at home, I know,
I’m a sorry man

Comma, comma, colon; comma, com, com —
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Comma, comma, colon; comma, com, com —
Yeah, yeah, yeah

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Inspired by this prompt.