(Note: I have not been paid by the American Psychiatric Association to post these thoughts, although I have used their doctors from time-to-time. – Owen)

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Sex addiction’s not a thing.
So, that’s been decided;
And its not-thingness will remain
So long as, and provided,

That someone different’s not in charge
There at the APA.
Someone who might think differently
Who then will have the say

As what goes into DSM.
That defines with precision
How sex is not addictive
Until some future
Decision