The good news has come in, and now
It’s time to make a splash;
I’m gonna celebrate tonight
By having a big bash

So first, I’ll bash my enemies,
Competitors, what-not;
For having the temerity
Of what wanting what I’ve got

And then I’ll bash their hopes; I will
Make fun of what they think.
For nothing could be sweeter –
No known food and no known drink –

And lastly, I will rub it in.
I’ll just enjoy myself;
For good news that I get is likely
Bad for someone else

But to the victors go the spoils.
I have won, so there:
You can come to my bash or not,
I really do not care

For all of us will have our day:
The tepid, saints or sinners –
But one thing that we all can do
Is be
Ungraceful
Winners

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Celebrate Good Times

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