This place is really nice,
Better by far than I deserve;
The champagne’s here on ice
And I believe I did observe

The beach is only twenty yards
From here, where we’ll be staying;
Our friends who own this place
Say they’ll the full cost be defraying

So we’re in paradise for free.
And that’s all there is too it —
It seems so arduous
But I guess someone’s
Got to do it