Massages are better than sex
Because
I can pay for a massage without
Ending up in prison
Or married
Or both
But I can’t afford a massage
What I can afford
Is a beer
Six, to be exact
So, they are accompanying me home
Where they will do their best
To massage my conscience
Good logic in the words. Six pack of beer and a quiet trip home. Nice way to end the night. Nice photo and description.
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