Old Poem, Written Age 23

Massages, marriage and beer.

Massages are better than sex
Because
I can pay for a massage without
Ending up in prison
Or married
Or both

But I can’t afford a massage
What I can afford
Is a beer
Six, to be exact
So, they are accompanying me home

Where they will do their best
To massage my conscience

Author: Beleaguered Servant

Owen "Beleaguered" Servant (a/k/a Sibelius Russell) writes poetry mostly, with an occasional pause to have a seizure.

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