Panama City, USA.
Mid-northwest of Floriday –
Known for beaches, beer and sex;
Riviera for rednecks.
Went there often, yesteryear –
Saw the beaches, drank the beer;
But some redneck who’s not me
Must have found carnality
So I sat and judged them, bad —
Envious
Of what they had
Interesting! How coincidental. Tonight I am Panama City bound! Hehe. Only this time I am not going for a round of debauchery and foolhardiness, just to hang out and maybe purchase a few Christmas gifts. Trust me, though, you wouldn’t be envious if you only knew. I have worked with many of these people from redneck ville, and while they seem to be happy enough, I do not find that I would be happy were I in their shoes, even at such social functions.
However, I do like your nickname for panama city, hahaha.
It’s not original with me, it’s actually a local coinage. Hope you have fun.