Sonnet Comprised of Quotes from My Cousin Melody


Foster's Mill Store

How ’bout I come and smack you in the head?
I didn’t think that this could really work.
And I can see more troubles up ahead
Because you are a double-barrel jerk.

You do not listen when I tell you how;
Nor hear me when I tell you when or where.
And then you all but up-and-have a cow
Because your head’s caught in your underwear.

Now this has happened, and it’s all your fault.
You’re dumb as dirt, and dumber than a fence;
And you’re not worth your weight in table salt –
And black hole’s are the only thing more dense.

Had she foreseen your birth and its effects
Ten months before, your mom’d have gave up sex.

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