A Ninny’s Life

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Alright. I’ll give you the skinny.
Started as a mini-ninny.

Early development group,
I stood out as nincompoop.

First grade, it was seen at once
That I was a first grade dunce.

A few raised eyebrows thought it odd
Promoted early up to clod.

I kept at it, didn’t loaf
By 8th grade I was an oaf.

And without having any pull
I made 10th grade imbecile.

Finally senior year, I won
Voted Senior simpleton.

You can do this too, I’ll stress:
A lamebrain’s life is straight success.

Author: Beleaguered Servant

Owen "Beleaguered" Servant (a/k/a Sibelius Russell) writes poetry mostly, with an occasional pause to have a seizure.

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