I don’t engage in fallacies
Or fail to say what’s true;
I’m not some slavish partisan
I’m not at ALL like you.

I’m not a man of certainty
I’m not one to condemn;
I do not judge, so can’t be judged
I’m not at ALL like them.

When I’m at home, the curtains down,
This perfect man you see
Is nothing like I say I am –
I’m not at ALL like me!